Ask Cassandra is an anonymous feature intended for providing advice to members of the Reed community on personal issues, in the tradition of Dear Abby and other such columns. Your identity is not revealed and in fact is not known to either Cassandra or the Quest. Write early in the week so that Cassandra has time to reply before publication. Unfortunately, no one is currently maintaining the Ask Cassandra service, but maybe someone will take up the advice column role in the near future.

My parents treat me rough. With all their marijuana, They won't give me a puff. They didn't wanna have me, But somehow I was had. Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad!